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Light Bulb Astrology

How many members of your sign does it take to change a lightbulb?

ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?!

TAURUS: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out lightbulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them get through the grief process.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in, to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No--on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly confidential and is shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchial Order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes!

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember everything is energy, so..................

PISCES: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
100% Pisces!